CNWF²
DANGER
ZONE!!
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Santa Maria, California
CNWF² Stadium
Tuesday, January 20, 1998
Time: 9:44:00 p.m. {Fourth Segment}
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{cut to shot of commentary table}
Slick Nicholas, Frenchie Parker, and
Knee Johnson are still the commentators on hand. The commentators still do not look very happy.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: We're happy you joined us here to suffer through this
botched edition of Danger Zone! I still can't believe the nerve of Mike!
Frenchie Parker: Mike Donovan?
Slick Nicholas: No! Michael Richardson!
Knee Johnson: Oh yeah! I wanna be just like Mike!
Slick Nicholas: ... you're not even worth it. Anyway, we have Lex
Victor ready to make his announcement right here tonight! Then if you feel like sitting through reruns of "I
Love Lucy" and "Leave it to Beaver", you can catch the rest of the show in highlight form. Dammit...
we haven't had to do this since Cinco de Mayo!
Knee Johnson: Yeah... what a night!
Slick Nicholas: Of course, we just went over time on that one... this
time we just didn't get the timing right. Well, here comes Lex Victor.
{cut to shot of the walkway}
There is a mixture of cheering and booing
for the president of the CyberNetic Wrestling Federation Squared as he makes his way to the ring with a mic in
his hand. He doesn't seem to be in the best mood ever... but he just has to do what he's going to do.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Lex enters the ring and pulls out a
portable microphone from within his "TRAW is WART" jacket. He looks over the audience for a bit with
a fairly cold look, then the short, blond haired man speaks.
{ring}
Lex Victor: I know my presence is never welcome in my own organization...
{arena}
Many audience members boo as if proving
the statement Lex Victor had just made.
{ring}
Lex Victor: And I know you all would rather see some action about now.
{arena}
Again, more booing.
{ring}
Lex Victor: But for those of you who know anything about what has been going on in the wrestling
industry lately... you know that other corporations... maybe even our own parent company... are trying to run us
out of business. One of our biggest opponents in the wrestling industry isn't the SPWO... that's childs play.
{arena}
There is actually some cheering this
time around.
{ring}
Lex Victor: Our real problem happens to be... the World Wrestling Federation.
{arena}
This time there is a mixed reaction
from the audience... though it seems to be mostly negative.
{ring}
Lex Victor: Since day one our ideas have been robbed. Bad Ass John? Well, WWF now has "Bad
Ass" Billy Gunn. How about the ICON of wrestling, CAIN? Well, now WWF just had to have their "Kane".
I think they even screwed Bret Hart out of the WWF on account of something they saw on CNWF² television on
the first ever Danger Zone!
{arena}
More booing.
{ring}
Lex Victor: They even stole my idea for a cruiser weight division with a weight class set at
two-hundred and fifteen pounds and under! Because of that, we -don't- have a cruiser weight division. The bad thing
about all of this is they are making money off of it... and we aren't making a dime from some of these ideas. So
I am answering in retaliation. See, last time the CNWF played with fire, we lost. We made a mockery of the WWF
and WCW on a regular basis. We were the -kings-! But then we had to go through a big lawsuit over copyright infringement
and stuff like that. We went under... but we're back, baby! The CNWF Squared is also more powerful than ever. We
have never had money like we do now in any of our history... so you know what I did? I went out and I got copyrights
on the parodies of WCW and WWF that I started. I'm bringing it all back! But there is just one little hitch...
one tiny little thing that really made me mad when I saw RAW is WAR just last night. They did something I just
can't forgive. Did you see Paul Bearer up there giving his little speach about how he put away the Undertaker?
If you did, I hope you remember the lousy impersonation he did of Mailbu Mike Donovan... when he said... "I'm
Paul Bearer, and you're not!"
{arena}
More booing from the audience.
{ring}
Lex Victor: That was the final straw for me! So I did a quick copyright of my own this afternoon.
Now I have my own retaliation for this crap! I now have Monday Nitraw under copyright so I can mock those morons
whenever I feel like it... but I have an even better addition to the CNWF Squared! This is my answer to all this
copy cat crap that I have to put up with on a daily basis. So with all that aside, please welcome the newest addition
to the CNWF Squared roster... "Stone Old" Steve Austin!
{arena}
The audience immediately begins cheering
as Steve Austin's WWF theme plays over the public address system.
{cut to shot of the walkway}
A man who is bald, but has grey hair
on the sides of his head, a grey moustache and goatee, not too muscular, and looks like he's about fifty years
old makes his way to the ring. In addition to that, he is wearing the traditional black vest, but it says "John
3:16" in silver lettering rather than "Austin 3:16", he also has a cane in one hand, with a bible
in the other. He is still trying to look as "bad ass" as possible as he walks with the familiar Austin
strut to the ring.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: "Stone Old" Steve Austin? What is this?
A guy they got from back in biblical times just for this part or something?
Knee Johnson: I don't know, but this guy is gonna tear through the competition here in the CNWF
Squared!
Slick Nicholas: Knee... shut up.
{cut to shot of the ring}
"Stone Old" finally enters
the ring and promptly gets in Lex Victor's face, then climbs the turnbuckles to the second one and raises his arms
in the air like the real "Stone Cold" normally does, except he is holding a cane in one hand and a bible
in the other. The audience boos him, so he just steps down and goes back to where Lex Victor is.
{ring}
Lex Victor: "Stone Old" Steve Austin!
{arena}
The audience boos the announcement.
{ring}
Lex Victor: So, "Stone Old", what is your goal here in the CNWF Squared?
"Stone Old" Steve Austin: {in an old man's voice} You're damn right, shonny!
{arena}
Again, the audience boos.
{ring}
"Stone Old" Steve Austin: Leksh, I gotta hand it to ya, shonny, you got shome
brains in that noggin o' yours to get "Shtone Old" Shteve Aushtin into your pathetic little organization!
Shee, I don't work cheap. I'm the toughest S.O.B. in the United Shtates of America, and can't nobody can tell me
different!
{arena}
Members are actually throwing stuff
at the cheap immitation right now.
{ring}
"Stone Old" Steve Austin: Now I shee all theshe little whipper shnappersh like
the Dominator of Destrukshin, Malibu Mike Donovan, Jashon Agony, and a whole shlew of othersh, and I can't wait
ta show 'em jusht what John 3:16 is all about! In fact, let me read that chapter right out of the Bible!
{arena}
Booing begins as the old man starts
looking up the verse in the bible.
{ring}
"Stone Old" Steve Austin: {scanning a page in the Bible, then closing it} Well,
um... you're not ready for that chapter, shonniesh! It'sh not tough enough... I mean good enough for me ta read
to ya! But now I am pershonally calling out any CNWF Shquared shuper shtars! If you wanna pieshe of me, I ain't
hard ta find!
Lex Victor: So this is an open challenge to any wrestler in the CNWF Squared?
"Stone Old" Steve Austin: You're damn right, shonny! Now shomeone hurry up and
akshept the "Shtone Cold" Challenge!
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Wow! An open challenge right here from this doddering
old fool! I'll bet the folks back at Titan are pretty darn mad about now!
Knee Marshal: How do you know they're watching?
Slick Nicholas: How do you think they stole all our ideas? By osmosis?
Haven't you been paying any attention tonight?
Frenchie Parker: Yeah! Get a clue, ya know?
Slick Nicholas: I just wonder who it is that's gonna accept the "Stone
Old" challenge.
{ring}
As a referee gets in the ring to officiate
the upcoming match, Natural Born Killer can be seen sliding into the ring behind "Stone Old" and he tackles
him to the canvas. Lex Victor slides out of the ring and the referee calls for the bell.
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"Stone Old" Steve Austin
vs Natural Born Killer
6'-2", 198 lbs — 6'-3",
245 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I guess Natural Born Killer accepted the "Stone
Old" challenge! I don't think "Stone Old" is doing so well, though!
Knee Johnson: Geez! This guy looks like he's older than stones!
Frenchie Parker: I guess that's why they call him "Stone Old"
Steve Austin.
{ring}
Natural Born Killer is pummeling away
at "Stone Old", then he picks him up and hoists him on to his back as if he is going to put him in an
edge maneuver. Instead, when he brings the guy down to complete the edge, he turns it into a piledriver.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Oh man! That was the Killer Death Drive! This one's
history!
Slick Nicholas: One! Two! Three! That's the end of the "Stone
Old" challenge!
{ring}
"Stone Old" rolls out of the
ring as a disgusted Natural Born Killer's arm is raised in victory. He shruggs the referee's hand away, then leaves
the ring to a loudly cheering audience.
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Natural Born Killer by Pin Via "Killer
Death Drive" Edge/Piledriver
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Slick Nicholas: You know what? We can fit one more match into this
if we hurry! Get the next two guys out here now! Someone! Hurry up!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Pepsi Cola Kid and Ken Davison run to
the ring in a hurry as the audience cheers. Pepsi has his Cube of Pepsi with him as well.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Both wrestlers enter the ring about
the same time and immediately start fighting. The referee rings the bell.
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Ken "Tunzafun" Davison vs
Pepsi Cola Kid
5'-10", 220 lbs — 6'-2",
225 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
Both wrestlers get to work quick rather
than wasting any time with finesse, they just start bashing eachother with hard fists. Pepsi didn't have time to
get his Cube out of the ring, so it is still there. Davison whips Pepsi to the ropes quickly. Pepsi ends up hitting
a referee elbow first dazing him for a bit. As Pepsi comes back off the ropes, Davison executes a high back body
drop causing Pepsi to land face first on the Cube of Pepsi. Davison, realizing that if the referee saw that, it
would have been a disqualification, so he reacts quickly and pushes the Cube out of the ring before the referee
sees it and then goes back for the cover before the Kid gets back up. By this time, the referee has recovered from
his daze and gets into position to count away.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Oh my gosh! Pepsi is about to get beat by Davison!
Slick Nicholas: One! Two! Three! This one is history! Pepsi hit that
Cube hard... he has a gash in his forehead from that... he's getting up, though.
{ring}
Tunzafun quickly gets out of the ring
before any trouble starts. Pepsi is back on his feet and looks like he is having trouble regaining his balance.
He slides out of the ring and starts walking away.
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Ken "Tunzafun" Davison by
Pin Via Back Body Drop onto a Cube of Pepsi
Height/Weight
(Stips)
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{cut to shot of the walkway}
As Pepsi starts walking away, a well
built man walks out of the audience and stands in front of Pepsi. Interestingly enough, security doesn't stop this.
Pepsi just walks by the man after a bit, but as he does, the man runs at him and knees him in the back and grabs
him in an inverted DDT position. Instead of DDTing Pepsi, he lifts him up like a suplex, then spins him around
and delivers an inverted neckbreaker to the Kid. The man then walks back to his seat as there is some booing and
cheering over the incident. Officials immediately go over and tend to him along with Horrace Nelson trying to get
some words with him.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Holy cow did you see that? He took down Pepsi like a house of cards!
Slick Nicholas: I hope Horrace can shed some light on this incident...
like how come that audience member was able to get away with that!
Frenchie Parker: I wish Lex Victor were here. We wouldn't have to wait
to find out!
{walkway}
Horrace Nelson: What the heck was that all about?
Man: {grabbing the mic from Horrace Nelson, but not looking at him} I am only speaking
to Lex Victor. {he then slams the microphone into Horrace's chest and sits back down.}
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Can't anyone just give a straight foreward answer
anymore these days?
Knee Johnson: I don't know, but here comes Lex Victor! Maybe we can get to the bottom of this sooner
than later. And look, there's Damion Powers! That's one of the top executives at CyberNetic Industries! Wow!
{walkway}
Lex Victor is now where the man is.
He has a microphone in his hand as well. Damion Powers is there as well. He is looking at the camera right now
while Lex trying to get some words with the man.
Damion Powers: Now, for the record, this man is a wrestler here in
the CNWF Squared. We contacted this man known as Outcast by Society, that being what he calls himself, a few days
prior to Broken Dreams. We gave him a seat at the arena while he thought over his decision. We figured we would
let him see the action, well, just yesterday we signed this man up as a free agent... and he made sure that the
contract stated he may have a floor seat at any event during his tenure with the company. We complied, saying if
he attacked any employee or any fan for that matter a serious penalty would be the consequence.
Lex Victor: That's right, Powers, so you know what? Outcast, I'm not going to level any fines
at you. Instead, I am ordering -you- {pointing at Outcast by Society} to face Pepsi Cola Kid at next week's Danger
Zone!
{arena}
The audience cheers at the proclamation.
{audience}
Outcast by Society just sits there as
Lex said all that and it doesn't even seem like he cared.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson: Wow! Right here next week we have Pepsi taking on Outcast by Society! What a match
that should turn out to be!
Frenchie Parker: Man... that should be something!
Slick Nicholas: Well, either way you want to go, that is going to
be quite a match. Heck, to have Damion Powers making an appearance here on Danger Zone over this! And to think
he was doing it with commentary! The man's got style... or else he wouldn't be running CNI. Well, that's all for
now. We have to go. We've run out of time, but tune in during the commercials and you'll get an update on what
is going on here. Bye.
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CYBERNETIC
WRESTLING FEDERATION²
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DANGER ZONE!!
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Tuesday, January 20, 1998
9:00 pm - 11:00 pm PST
CNI SPORTS
1998
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